That's right. Metric sucks. And here is why... because people tell me it is better. It is the exact same reason I hate Macs, The Patriots, and fuel efficient cars. The instant you tell me I should change my ways to do something 'better' I take a silent but still very binding vow to never ever do it as long as you still think it is the better way. I honestly don't care that in ten years Hispanics will be the largest minority group in America, I refuse to learn Spanish because people keep telling me I should! Dang straight I should, but if anyone is gonna tell me what I should do, you can bet your sissy bilingual butt its gonna be me!
And I honestly don't give a piece of jack squat if the metric system is more 'logical.' Let me share with you a story..
Once there was a boy born in America. And he grew to be 6 feet 1 inch, he walked 1 mile to school everyday, and he once ate a 3 pound steak. And when he died, he never regretted not learning the metric system. The End.
How many of you metric swine ever really suffered because America uses the English system, or what I fondly refer to as the "Right system". The only argument for switching to the metric system is it is more logical, and I think we can all agree that logic has no place in America if it means changing the current system. The day I die will be the day I am okay with America being metric... which brings me to a serious question.
On that day will I be 6 feet under or roughly 2 meters under?
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