I guess I am racist

Everyday more and more I am told that I am racist. I am a white, middle-class male and therefore I hate blacks (who I supposedly call niggers), Asians (Japs and Chinks), Mexicans (wet backs), handicapped (cripples, dwarfs, and lazy a-holes), homosexuals (fags, dykes, homos, queers, gays, etc.). I thought this misconception of the white middle class male segment of society (which if we are going to dissect the population that much, isn't even a minority) was limited to media and liberal wieners but I am wrong.

I was taking an online test for my Education course and had this question...

Groups that have been most frequently discriminated against in terms of quality of education include all of the following except

		exceptional learners.
		students with disabilities.
		Asian Americans.
		Anglo-Americans.

So, once again we dissect the population so that it is white people not only against other races but also against smarter people and dumber people.

I saw a poster at FSU for a talk on stereotyping, saying certain groups were not fairly represented in the media. These groups were; African-Americans, Asian-Americans, Latin-Americans, native-Americans, homosexuals, and poor whites. What?! Poor whites is now a minority! The case against me grows.

I am not black, I am not Asian, I am not gay, I am not a native-American, I am not Latino, I am not poor, I am not Jewish. Thus I am racist. Damn...

ALSO I would like to state that from henceforth I find the term 'white' offensive, I now demand to be called American-American. Thank you.