Thursday, October 18, 2007

World Domination...

Those who knew me between 7th grade and the present know that I have had a plan for world domination. Essentially this scheme involved taking control of and colonizing Antarctica to become adjusted to severe cold, then I would purposefully instigate nuclear war to bring on nuclear winter. of course, I would be the only survivor because I had become adjusted to the cold and survived the initial blast through my Fernando Bird Packaging Co. Fall-out shelters.

But somebody has a head start on me... Britain.

I didn't really read the whole article and I don't expect OR encourage you to, but I understand what the UK is trying to do and its exactly the same thing I wanted to do. And it seems like perfect timing for the Brits. Russia is building NUCLEAR WEAPONS (capitalized to properly show the sheer terror)!! And they have the audacity to threaten America and we just happen to have the balls to stick in their mouth!

As much hatred as I have for the Brits, I have to respect them for not only their foresight but their ambition for global domination...

2 comments:

sixcarboncompound said...

I'd rather have britain on our side against those dirty russian commies.

IonicDak said...

Hey, the Russians are already used too severe cold weather, note: Siberia. How do those folks fit into you plan Zaxl?